Advertising doesn’t work on me

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“It’s 1,99€.” Who do you think you’re fooling? It’s 2€.

“The discount’s only good for today.” Don’t even bother.

“Try it for free.” And give you my credit card so you’ll charge me because I’ll forget to cancel. No, thank you very much.

And making me feel like I can do anything in a grandiose ad. Please. That’s so Mad Men. No way, José.

Hold on. I see what’s going on here. I’m writing this on a $1499 Apple computer. I’m wearing a 49€ Element hoodie – last day of sale of course. I’m listening to Spotify which I tried because it was free for the first 30 days. And obviously I’m challenging the status quo because that’s what these brands represent.

I take it back. Move along.

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